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A Tough Crowd
I recently received an email from Mikey’s teacher regarding an upcoming reading program, and it sparked a memory – or, more accurately, a...
May 14, 20243 min read
Duh!
We have entered a new phase of childhood that includes “Duh!,” as well as the eye roll, “Yeah!” with a head bob, and – get this – air...
Apr 23, 20242 min read
Privacy 101
I know there are plenty of families with kids Mikey’s age that still bathe together or get dressed in front of their little ones, but in...
Apr 2, 20243 min read
When You’re Dead, You’re Dead
When it comes to parenting, when you decide to just throw your hands up, it’s not always in defeat. Sometimes you’re just choosing to let...
Mar 19, 20244 min read
Without Order, There is Chaos
Let’s talk about the horrors of having someone without kids drop by unexpectedly and getting an uncensored look at your house in all its...
Mar 5, 20243 min read
Snow Way!
I remember being a kid and waking up early to listen to the radio to hear if my school was on the list of delayed starts or closures, and...
Feb 8, 20243 min read
Worry Wart
If anyone had told me before I had a child that becoming a parent would turn me into a stark raving mad lunatic, I would have never...
Jan 23, 20244 min read
A Day in the Life
This week I’ve decided to provide readers with a few snippets that could happen at any time during a day in the life with my 5-year-old...
Jan 8, 20243 min read
Santa’s Watching
As I write this column I have less than two weeks left of what I like to call “free parenting assistance” and sometimes even “free...
Dec 26, 20233 min read
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
Nothing tests the family dynamic quite like preparing for the holidays. It started the weekend before Thanksgiving when we took advantage...
Dec 4, 20233 min read
The Beat Goes On
I’ve always been a lover of music and the concept that music is timeless. For example, the Red Hot Chili Peppers released their debut...
Nov 28, 20233 min read
Not-So-Teachable Moments
Some of you readers may recall that about two months ago we welcomed a new member to the Crocco family, when our 5-year-old won a fish at...
Oct 31, 20233 min read
Jitter Bug
I’ve decided to use this column to solicit help. Consider this an S.O.S. My child has ants in his pants. Mike and I have known this...
Oct 17, 20233 min read
He’s Trying to Kill Me
Welp, Mikey made it about two and a half weeks in kindergarten before being sent to the principal’s office. For the record, I don’t think...
Oct 4, 20233 min read
Kindergarten, Here We Come!
It was a big day in the Crocco household… Kindergarten! Yes, we recently sent our little 5-year-old man out into the world with our...
Sep 20, 20233 min read
Bubble Guppies
We went to Family Day at the Patterson Fire Department, where Mikey enjoyed all the offerings – bounce houses, parade, face painting,...
Sep 5, 20233 min read
Parenting is a Full-Contact Sport
Kids, man… They don’t hold back; they don’t bite their tongue. Unless you have thick skin, you may never make it out of parenting alive....
Aug 21, 20232 min read
What He Doesn’t Know Will Definitely Kill Him
So, the 5-year-old is hip to the fact that we do not, in fact, go to bed right after he does, and to say it is not well-received...
Aug 8, 20233 min read
The Great Doughnut Debate
I’ve determined that kids don’t become spoiled by receiving big gifts like a pony or a trip to Disney. No, they get spoiled through all...
Jul 27, 20234 min read
Sorry, Kid, You’re Stuck With Us
I would love to be one of those go-with-the-flow moms who can let routine and schedules and bedtime go out the widow on a whim just to...
Jul 13, 20233 min read
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